š Funny Panda Fine Print
š Disclaimer
Because even the funniest brand needs to be clear sometimes.
1. Weāre Funny, Not Perfect
Funny Panda is a humor-first brand. Our content is full of jokes, puns, and sarcasm. If you're looking for serious fashion statementsā¦ we wish you the best on your journey.
2. Design Accuracy & Sizing
We do our best to show accurate product images, but screen settings and lighting may cause slight variations in color or design placement. Itās still wearable art, we promise.
Also, product measurements may vary by 3ā5% due to fabric stretch, stitching, and the mysterious laws of laundry physics. Donāt worry ā itās normal and wonāt ruin your look.
3. Slogan Warning
Wearing our shirts may result in:
š¼ Excessive compliments
š¼ Public giggles
š¼ Unplanned social interactions
We are not liable for any popularity gained while wearing our stuff.
4. Humor Content
All our jokes, phrases, and puns are meant in good fun. If you find something offensive, please know it wasnāt intended that way. Weāre in the business of laughter, not hurt feelings.
5. Custom Designs
We accept weird, wild, and occasionally questionable custom requests. Once approved and printed, itās yours forever (like that tattoo you got at 19).
6. Returns & Proof
If you receive the wrong item, weāll fix it ā but only with video proof of you opening the sealed parcel showing your name and order number. Weāre funny, not psychic.
7. We Reserve the Right to Be Weird
Prices, policies, product names, and punchlines may change without notice. Thatās just how pandas roll.
8. Now for a Serious Note (Yes, Just One):
All the content on this website is written in a funny, sarcastic tone to match our brandās personality. Itās meant for fun ā not to hurt anyoneās feelings.
If anything feels unclear, confusing, or just plain weird, feel free to message us. Weāll respond seriously (without jokes, we promise).
Some points may be intentionally meaningless or silly ā becauseā¦ well, Funny Panda.
š¼ Funny Panda
Laugh Loud. Wear Proud. Disclaimer Done.
